i didn’t endure
ink: oh my god there's fic where buster posey is a control freak who sexually humiliates the rest of the san francisco giants and i can't read any of it because i swore a vow
teen shorts: INK
ink: lies down and breathes real heavily
canada: can't you
canada: read it?
ink: I SWORE A VOW
canada: do you need someone to read it for you.
canada: ... WHO DID YOU
canada: SWEAR THIS VOW TO
ink: NO DOn'T READ IT FOR ME
ink: i swore it to myself. i'm doing this for me.
ink: writhes around in agony
i’m so glad, I’m so glad, i don’t know why i ever denied this to myself, there is yasiel puig/jose fernandez soulbonding here and everything is wonderful
gargles joyfully, head tipped back at alarming angle
An AU where all the MLB players are in their senior year in high school. Michael Wacha is a new student and the coaches are teachers!!! Slashing everything and everyone. All teams are welcome!!! No established teams yet.
Anonymous said: Turn of the story! :D
i … hate that there isn’t more of it right now. no, i realize that’s the ultimate copout, but i don’t really hate anything about TotS: there are surely flaws, but none that really bother me.
what i like … mm, other than the things i mentioned before, I really enjoy the way it plays with tropes and cliches so freely (Adara in the latest chapter being a prime example) but manages to walk the tightrope of doing that AND still having the characters be recognizably, relatably people. they feel individualized, and their motivations feel individualized, even as they tread some very familiar lines.
if clarity is so important, why is it that i, canada,
do you think someone had to sit this guy down and be like, “you know that when he does a really bad job at pitching, he should probably take the blame for that, right?”
excuse YOU, nex, don’t kinkshame lowell cohn. no flames!!!!!!