lantadyme asked: what's the weirdest klaine au you've contemplated writing
there’s a … bunch ….
- the one where Kurt is a gladiator and Blaine is a magician of a type that’s likened to weaving cloth and they’re both desperately lonely in different ways, Kurt is an orphan and Blaine … is a kid who weaves his soul into a promise in a ring before he even knows what he’s doing because he very badly wants something in his life to have a meaning, wants to be and do something of significance. (he gives the ring to Kurt and it protects him from danger. it’s very romantic.)
- the one where Kurt is part of a weird kinky d/s co-op that Blaine is trying to join because the world is vaguely dystopic and not kind to queer people and somehow joining kinky d/s co-ops is actually a good life choice. there’s a lot of really shameless porn, but strangely, not that many orgies.
- … ok this isn’t technically an au but after AAO happened I got really depressed and came up with an idea for a really long fic where Blaine is sad and codependent and boinks Sam for a while while trying to become less codependent. there was a really dramatic scene with Quinn in a church, and a lot of sad Vienna Teng covers. it was an interesting time in my life.
(it’s still an interesting time in my life. maybe I’ll come up with a convoluted au about how Blaine is being quietly tortured by mind elves and he can’t tell Kurt about it and the stress from that is what’s making him act this bizarre. I bet canada would read it.)
devours a dragon whole and spits out the bones one by one
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